Well yesssss... if a giant pointy zig zag arrow falls on your chest while you're asleep on the floor there probably is 'danger of death' - I also want to see a sign with someone falling theatrically over a banana skin with 'danger of comedic pratfalls' from the same dept that made that one... :)
I love the peeling paint - was it a dark green, or a pale sickly green??