Tee Off

I called this 'Tee Off' cos it looks like a tee with a golf ball on it.



C+C Welcome.

Tee Hee I See

jonorob wrote:

Tee Hee I See

That one deserves a groan.

Hum..... someone really loves to play golf huh??? nice capture Stuart!

whats golf?

Mmmm - never played golf then eh Stewart - well unless a little windmill gets in the way or a mini gnome etc.

Nice capture however.................... ~ John

jonorob wrote:

whats golf?

Isn't it a car made by Volkswagen?

byteme wrote:

Mmmm - never played golf then eh Stewart - well unless a little windmill gets in the way or a mini gnome etc.

Nice capture however.................... ~ John

Thanks John.

I played at school on the pitch and putt at Hayling and thrashed the crap out of a few buckets of balls at the driving range in Portsmouth but other than that I am not really a lover of the game.

Bad Bad Man wrote:

byteme wrote:

Mmmm - never played golf then eh Stewart - well unless a little windmill gets in the way or a mini gnome etc.

Nice capture however.................... ~ John

Thanks John.

I played at school on the pitch and putt at Hayling and thrashed the crap out of a few buckets of balls at the driving range in Portsmouth but other than that I am not really a lover of the game.

YOU actually went to SCHOOL???????????????????????

I was a model pupil throughout Infant and Junior school at Front Lawn.

When I went to Wakeford Secondary I turned into a mischevious little git overnight and got a fair few stints in detention and the Head of Years trainer around my arse a few times for my naughtiness.

Nearly got expelled once as well.

Oh the Good Old Days.

Ok...would love to hear why you almost got expelled Stewart? Spill please.



Golf is a good walk spoiled. ~Mark Twain

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~Author Unknown


I like the comp...it looks like a great place to have a seat!

How I nearly got expelled, now are you sitting comfortably?

It all happened when I was 15 years old, I was a few weeks from the 'O' Level examinations and when I arrived at school all the other kids in my class were standing outside the door to our form room.

They said it was locked and when I looked down the crack of the door I saw that it wasn't and gave it a big nudge with my shoulder and it opened.
It was just wedged becasuse of the damp weather.

Anyway I came back to school after lunch and again they were stood outside the class.
So I proceeded to do the same as I did in the morning and put some brute force into opening the wedged door.
Unfortunately for me it had been locked and I took the door off of its hinges and damaged the door frame.
A passing teacher, Mr.Gallyer (all 6ft 7inches of him), grabbed me by the scruff of my neck and dragged me off to the headmasters office to be dealt with.

I was duly ranted at by Mr.Morris (Muppet to the kids) and was told I was going to be expelled and made to pay for the door and frame.
Thankfully at that point my Form Tutor, Mr Lucas (great guy and a damn good laugh) came into the office and explained that I had done it accidently and how the door had been playing up and the Head let me off on the provisio that I helped Mr.Lucas repair the damage.

That was the best decision they could have made because Mr. Lucas was a woodwork teacher and we used the wood and tools from school stocks to do the work, well he did most of it I just entertained him, and then he said I might as well go home cos it was too late to go to last lesson.

So got 45 mins of the day off to.

Fell in S**t and came out smelling of Roses.

Bad Bad Man wrote:

How I nearly got expelled, now are you sitting comfortably?

Fell in S**t and came out smelling of Roses.

I was with you till the end - you got that bit round the wrong way

You fell in Roses and came out ..........................

I had the Brown Trouser moment in the Heads Office.